Don't take any currency with you abroad, not even a bank card, just fill your wallet with the filthiest, most crumpled, torn, old fivers and pound notes
you can find.
When it comes to settling the bill, start singing SHANG-A-LANG really loudly, and stamping your foot and punching the air in time, get a note out, waft it in the waiters face, and hold it aloft triumphantly.
Keep this up for twenty minutes. If asked again to pay, waft the note in his face.
Eventually, this cabaret will prove enough payment and you will be allowed to leave free of charge.
Works better when restaurants are full.
When it comes to settling the bill, start singing SHANG-A-LANG really loudly, and stamping your foot and punching the air in time, get a note out, waft it in the waiters face, and hold it aloft triumphantly.
Keep this up for twenty minutes. If asked again to pay, waft the note in his face.
Eventually, this cabaret will prove enough payment and you will be allowed to leave free of charge.
Works better when restaurants are full.
